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Salutations my freand

you have made it to oscars strange page some would say this is the best page some would say the opposite

but eather way I want you to have fun

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Take this you will need it later:

use the konami code to see your inventory

The current items in your inventory are: banana

Ivor Cutlor:

and richard feynman singing about his orange juice

how to make a salt snowman:

you take salt mix it with water boil the water until its gone take the remain salt that has the constancy of snow add a little bit of water from a syringe then mold after you get the snowman's shape you brake a prat a toothpick and stick it in for the arms and noise you can add an acorn for a hat

The entire bee movie but every time they say bee it speeds up by 15%:

Proof that 1+1=ℝ:

you take a length of a peice of cereal and lable every 1/4 with a lable (like 1/4 then move another 1/4 and label 2/4)

when you get to 4/4 it will be at locaton 0 maening that 4/4 = 0

therefor 1+1 =0 so 2=0 and so on the funny thing is that this does something diffrent with fractons

for exaple if you add 1/4 + 1/4 = 6/4

if you ask anyone i did not tell you its ok to do math like this

so every answer in your 2 grade math tests was correct

We do not talk about what happans during rec time