Terms of Service & User Agreement

Effective immediately, retroactively, and also in the future.

§1 — Acceptance of terms

By going on, telling a friend, or thinking about this website you agree to everything in this document.

You also agree that we can put a microchip in your brain that will read your thoughts to train an AI.

Lastly you agree to go to the button page (https://oscarsgoofy.site/special/button.php) and click the button on that page at least 9e+43 times.


§2 — Give me money

By accepting these conditions you MUST give us your bank account info and we are allowed to have all money you ever make.

You must also for 3 years work at my plantation where we are allowed to treat you any way we want.


§2½ — Punishment

All punishments for disobeying these terms:

  1. We get to own your children and grandchildren.
  2. You must feed Oscar's fish.
  3. Mocat will come for you.
  4. You will go on the list.

§3 — We don't have to tell you # warm spaghetti #

We have the right to not tell you anything, like the list and who's on it and what happens in the bedroom at night.


§4 — The cookies

This website uses cookies*. These are not the good kind. You were warned on the home page. Any cookies you accepted on the home page are now legally your problem. oscarsgoofy.site, its owners, operators, and frends accept no responsibility for any poisoning, real or metaphorical, resulting from cookie acceptance.


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The end

This is the end of the doc. Please use the buttons below to tell us if you accept or not. If you do not accept you will face Punishment.


*PHP does also give you a cookie but it does not track you and it's just for fun things like the inventory.

For legal reasons these are not actually any TOS and everything here is a joke, do not take anything seriously. Also we are sorry if we affended you.