The official page of: Kung-Fu Barber Ball Thieves
The best sport of 2026 -John PattersonRules
The rules of Kung-Fu Barber Ball Thieves (KFBBT)
Each player holds 1 active card and a personal pile of stored cards. The goal is to collect the entire deck.
Ways to steal your opponent's active card:
- Kung-Fu — hit them twice
- Barber — rub their head from front to back
- Ball Thieves — steal their dropped cards
If you run out of cards you are eliminated.
Championships
A list of championships and their locations as well as how to get into them is here.
- Education — The most respected and mainstream KFBBT championship. Beginners will probably start in others before coming here. It is located at 1601 Burcham Dr, East Lansing. The way to get in is to ask nicely, or be a student at MMS.
- Patterson — A less common one. It has no main location however common playing spots include: the Hanna Center, or a disclosed location I cannot tell you about. To join all you have to do is see them play and ask nicely.
- Vinnyerom — This one is hosted by vinny I don't know much about it
Hall of Fame
Oscar — Co-Creator
Vinny — Co-Creator
Cale — Champ Billy — 4th Dimensional Being
Matches
Dates and other things might not be reliable (also Oscar has to see it or possibly Vinny). Some championships might be left out like Vinnyerom or Patterson.
| Date | Winner | Championship |
|---|---|---|
| 3/18/2026 | Cale | Education |
| 4/18/2026 | Cale | Education |
| 4/19/2026 | Oscar | Patterson |
After a game of KFBBT in the Education championship, Cale shouted: "I am the Kung-Fu Barber Ball Thieves master!" So let's take down Cale and put a new person on the throne.